Cadbury Crispello Double Choc
This chocolate bar is what you would get if a Kit Kat had a baby with a Fererro Rocher. It's not really a bar, but rather three separate pods of chocolate covered wafer. Each pod contains chocolate filling. I liked the crunchy texture and the filling was similar to Nutella.
I had not heard of these before I bought one from a neighbourhood child doing a fundraiser for his football club. Apparently when it launched in 2012 the Crispello was the first new bar launched by Cadbury since 1990 and was marketed as a chocolate bar for women, apparently because it is in pieces so you can eat just one piece at a time instead of eating it all at once (and we all need to lay off the chocolate to keep our girlish figures apparently).
The question that springs to mind is what chocolate bar isn't for women?! This is probably the dumbest thing I have heard of since Bic brought out pink pens "for her". It makes me want to go out and find the biggest chocolate bar I can find and try and cram the entire thing in my mouth at once just out of spite. Expect a review of some sort of enormous phallic chocolatey thing shortly. Riot, don't diet ladies!
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#milk_chocolate
#cadbury
#australia
#chocolate_bar
#sexist
#stupid
#marketing
%chocolatehit
241531 - 2023-07-18 05:20:12
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